Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”❞
The Autotwerker: For those who cannot twerk.
Don’t miss Ellen work her twerk in today’s show!
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around.
Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent you a message 6 months later saying “To Here”.
You still didn’t get it.
you shoulda just said hella.
yall mighta stayed together
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?